“After The Age Of 25, Your Life Just Doesn’t Change That Much.”

Today’s blog title is something someone said to me at a party a couple of weeks today. Today’s blog post is about a big way my life is changing, and yes I am older than 25. Some of you may have already read this on facebook. I decided to share it on the blog so that all of my readers will know what’s up, and so it’s easy to share on other platforms.


Dear Friends And Loved Ones

I am writing with some potentially surprising (or not!) information. Life is very weird, and I am a boy. That’s right, today I am coming out to you as transgender, and I am trying to be silly and theatrical in doing so. I think I’m doing that to avoid doing the only other thing, which is being overly earnest. While I plan to definitely be overly earnest with you in the near future, right now I am feeling vulnerable and so I am putting on a weird sort of show. Ask my therapist, I love to make inappropriate jokes when I’m terrified of revealing myself (my therapist will not answer that question though, that’s against the law!). Anyways, I am specifically a gender non-conforming transgender guy. I think I have been trying to subtly come out to, dropping hints that may or may not read as hints, for a number of weeks. So now I am doing the real thing.

In a further effort to put up some weird kind of wall to protect myself, I will now explain myself in a FAQ format. Much like most major brands that have FAQs on their websites, no one has asked me these questions and they are purely what I imagine in my brain you would ask me. If you need to ask me additional questions, that is fine though I am not 100% sure I will always be able to answer.

1. What is a gender non-conforming transgender boy?

Oh you are getting right to the heart of the matter, good for you. Transgender means that I do not identify with the gender I was assigned at birth. Boy means I’m a boy. Gender non-conforming means that I refuse to be hemmed in by the patriarchal nonsense that is toxic masculinity, and may at time do things that seemingly break the rules of what it means to be a boy.

2. Why the heck are you using “boy” instead of “man?”

Primarily because I am terrified? I don’t know. The word man often feels very loaded, doesn’t it? Maybe I’ll get there eventually. I also like dude and am trying to popularize the term “dudeliness.” Please join me.

3. Wouldn’t it have been easier to stay a girl?

I guess it did seem like that was easier for a very long time, which is how and why I avoided perusing transition. It recently stopped feeling easier, and so I’m doing this now. I’m a boy and I feel like a boy and I deserve to be a boy so that’s what I’m going to do.

4. Have you always been a boy? Or did it change recently?

I honestly do not know, and I don’t care. Look, that’s incorrect. I do care, but I don’t think there’s a clear cut answer for it and I also don’t think it’s the most interest and important thing about me and my gender. I think our culture is obsessed with the idea that we have to have been “born this way” for our identities to be valid, and that idea hurts us. I was born a baby. What matters to me, and what should matter to you, is that I’m a boy now.

5. But wait a minute. What about that one time you wore that one dress? Or that other time? Or all the times? All I’m saying is it seemed like you liked some of those dresses.

I did! I have liked lots of things in my life! I continue to like lots of things. On the subject of dresses, dresses are great and I like them. I think they are generally a good way to put fabric together. Also as a gender non-conforming trans dude (look I used dude!) I won’t apologize for still being pretty femme.

6. If you are femme does that mean you are non-binary?

It does not mean that! Non-binary people are great and they deserve much more than what they get in this world, but I am not one of them. I am a boy.

If you are having trouble wrapping your head around this, it might be useful to think of a child. If a little boy knows he is a boy and enjoys being a boy, but then one day he puts on a dress because dresses are very pretty and also fun to spin around it, he doesn’t stop being a boy, does he? Not always conforming to gender roles doesn’t make your gender stop being your gender. It’s the same way for me. To assume that a cisgender boy can put on a dress and still be a boy, but a transgender boy somehow stops being a boy when he puts on a dress, that is transphobic.

7. How do you know you are a boy?

How do you know anything? This is a very loaded question and one that both shouldn’t be asked AND I can’t stop asking myself. When I think “I am a boy” it feels right and I feel right and everything makes sense. When I understand my body as a boy’s body I feel connected to it and safe and good in a way that I never imagined was possible before.

8. Ok, got it, sorry for the intrusive questions.

That’s ok.

9. So what’s going to be changing?

I’ll be using he/him pronouns exclusively, I’ll be changing my name to David, some aspects of my outward gender presentation will be shifting, and I may be persuing some physical transition options like hormones.

10. Do you expect me to call you David all the time starting today? This is a big change.

There is a difference between expecting something and hoping for it, isn’t there?

I understand that changes take time to get used to. For the time being I am asking for effort, not perfection.

11. What if you are wrong? What if it turns out you are a girl after all? Doesn’t that worry you?

It did worry me, and sometimes it still does. But I don’t think that I am wrong. Ultimately I have to trust my intuition and live my life based on what my needs are now, not some imagined possible scenario.

But if hypothetically it turns out I’m wrong, I’ll deal with it and I’ll be fine and you have no reason to worry about me.

12. Aren’t you worried this will confuse or upset your kid?

He is neither confused nor upset by any of this. I’m still using the parenting title “mama” with him because it feels right and as a gender non-conforming guy that’s a call I get to make. I don’t think he cares what anyone’s gender is, to be honest.

13. Aren’t you worried about upsetting other people, like friends and family?

Yes I am! I am very worried that being myself will somehow hurt someone else and that is a crushing weight to carry around. But ultimately I think that we all have to live our own truths,and we all have the right to live our own truths, even if those truths are sometimes hard for others to understand.

14. Aren’t you a little old for this?

Wow. I guess with people noticing that they are transgender, and being brave enough to come out, at younger ages, coming out in one’s 30s could definitely seem weird. But the truth is that we are all constantly learning new things about ourselves, and we are always going to growing and changing. The other side of this is that I feel like I’m too old not to come out. Maybe if I had realized I was trans when I was younger, I would have wanted to sit on the knowledge for longer… but I don’t know how long I have left on this earth, and spending more time not living authentically doesn’t appeal to me at all.

15. Are you sure you don’t just want the power and privilege associated with maleness?

I have been a feminist for a very long time, and my goal will always be to tear down the patriarchy, not to scramble to the top of it.

16. Are you going to become an asshole?

I’m going to try my best not to! I plan to do my best to be the kind of dude I would want to hang out with, one that is sensitive and kind, willing to listen to others, and always down to geek out about history and/or talk about feelings.

17. Are you going to have surgery?

I don’t know. There’s a pretty wide range of surgical options, and I’m not sure which (if any) I would ever be interested in. Also, they all cost money. If I do that won’t be for years and years.

18. Does this mean you’re straight.

haha no. I’m still extremely queer.

19. How can I help you right now?

Do your best with pronouns, use my new name, tell me you love and support me. Spend time with me. Be nice to me. Take me out for ice cream. The usual.

20. Can I, as an individual, ignore this and continue to use your old pronouns and name indefinitely? I’m just so used to them.


21. Be honest, are you just doing this because one of your favorite writers recently came out as trans?

No, and that’s a terrible question to ask. If anything watching Daniel Ortberg come out helped me to understand what I do and do not want and helped give me courage. For instance, Daniel was on testosterone for six months before coming out in a major way. I could not handle that kind of secret. I have related to many things he has said about his transition, but not all. For instance, I have no desire to be George of the Jungle.

22. Are you just doing this for attention?

No, and that’s a terrible question to ask. Oh my god why am I assuming people want to ask me all of these not very nice questions rather than just believing me? I’m sorry everyone, I really don’t think you are huge jerks, I swear!

23. Are you maybe coming out a little fast though? I don’t mean that you are wrong, I just mean like, it seems like you had this realization somewhat recently and many people seem to prefer to keep it quiet for awhile?

I’m not many people. Secrets give me literal stomach aches. I want to be able to talk about my feelings and experiences openly and honestly. I can only do that if people know what I’m going through and who I am. It’s totally ok that some people need more time, but for me it is kind of the opposite. I need to live authentically as myself in order to feel whole.

See, now I AM getting overly earnest.

24. Do you think being a boy will make you happier?

It already is… by like a lot.

In conclusion, I love you all a ton, and really don’t know why I’m trying to pre-field all of the most invasive questions but I guess this is just who I am. Many things will be staying the same. I still love cats and sweets. I still have a terrible sense of humor. I’m still glad I birthed a child and breastfed for as long as I was able. I still have no interest in sports.

I promise that the tone of this FAQ says more about me than it does about you. I remain, as ever, a defensive pessimist, so I am preparing for the worst while hoping for the best. I have a bit of a journey ahead of me, but I’m excited to be on it, and I’m excited to have people in my life who love and support me.

And if you don’t think this is ok for whatever reason, then frankly, I think you know where the door is.

When I was fifteen and realized that I was Some Kind Of Not Straight ™ I really wanted to have a Coming Out Party, only of course I was fifteen and living in the suburbs and it wasn’t safe or an option to celebrate queerness in that way. Since I’m having to come out AGAIN and coming out is exhausting, I’m finally having my party.




I’m planning to revamp my patreon page to make it easier for folks to support me and this blog. In the meantime, if you want to see Postnuclear Era keep going, and my little family thrive, you can make a one time donation of any amount via paypal. I can’t stress enough that every aspect of transition, from buying a binder to admin work that takes away from paying work time, has a dollar amount attached to it, and every little bit helps right now. The paypal link still has my old name on it, life is incredibly complicated and messy.


New Year, Slightly Different But Ultimately The Same You

It has been 2018 for six days.


I don’t know if I ever shared this here, but I have never been much for New Year’s in general. Or at least, I wasn’t for years. Because I measure my own personal year by my birthday (which is in August, which when I was younger coincided nicely with new school years starting) and I’ve been following the wheel of the year since I was fifteen (which usually places the new year in October) I just didn’t have any use for the first of January. I mean sure, there’s remembering to put a different number on that first rent check, but on a personal level, the Gregorian calendar never held much for me.

Until I met the person who would become my spouse.

My spouse was born on New Year’s Day. But not just on New Year’s Day, something like fifteen seconds after midnight. She was the first baby born in our state the year she was born. There was a photograph of her mother, exhausted and beaming, cradling my spouse as a newborn, in the local paper. The story goes that they played “Sweet child Of Mine” on the radio in celebration.

All of this meant I found myself getting on board with all that New Year’s stuff. After nearly six years together (how is it six?) it’s become second nature to me. Last year we did one of those “good things in 2017” jars. And frankly, we did it because we knew it was going to be a hard year. And we were not wrong. And sure, we did forget to add things to the jar about halfway through the year. But it was still fun to empty it out and think about the little moments we would have forgotten if we hadn’t done it.

In 2017 I guilt a trellis out of cut mulberry branches in our backyard, and then one day, miraculously, the thing started to grow.

In 2017 our kid learned how to say “please.”

In 2017 we went on a camping trip as a family. At the beach on Lake Michigan, our two year old was convinced it was the ocean. He was certain that he had only one task there: to find The Heart Of Tefitti.

In 2017 there were also struggles, illnesses, financial problems, heartaches, and of course constant political anxiety. But hey, we made it, right? I mean, look at us, we’re still here.


Now it is a brand new year, and I’m feeling much more optimistic than last year. I have started out the year by giving myself the gift of focusing on my work, while also attempting to achieve some sort of balance and not work myself into the ground. I have big goals for myself, which is a little big frightening and a little bit thrilling at the same time.

A number on a calendar isn’t nothing, but it is a small something. It’s a marker of time, a way to measure change and progress. We are changing and progressing.

That feels like it’s worth celebrating.

Surviving Yuletide

December is exceptionally intense around these parts. Between my immediate family and my spouse’s, we have birthdays to celebrate and observe on the sixteenth, the nineteenth, the twenty-fourth, and right at midnight on New Year’s (and that one belongs to the spouse!). We celebrate Yule on the solstice (usually the twenty-first), and do Christmas Eve with my spouse’s family. We also have another family Christmas party to attend that is usually scheduled for a Saturday near Christmas (this year it falls on the thirtieth). We are busy. And being a pagan family means that we have four less days than the Christmas folks in order to prepare things like stockings, trees, and special holiday cookies.

Yule is tomorrow and I am positively swamped, folks. My gingerbread dough is chilling in the fridge (and I almost ran out of GINGER). I am, for some reason, committed to making a yule log cake on top of everything else. Did I mention I am making cinnamon rolls for breakfast? Don’t tell my toddler, he doesn’t know yet. Thank goodness the gifts are ready to go, but the house is still a mess and we’re having company over.


It’s fine.

Anyways, even with all the hurried Yule prep going on over here, and really working to make Yule special and magical, I’m still worried about Christmas eclipsing everything. Why? Well, it’s everywhere. And my kid’s grandparents celebrate Christmas. And some of his friends do. And all the movies are about Christmas. And I love Christmas carols because I’m a giant hypocrite. So even though he calls the artificial evergreen (shut up, I’m allergic) in our livingroom a “Yule Tree” he’s also started to ask about Christmas. And while he’s looking forward to Yule presents specifically, I can’t really avoid the fact that his grandparents can and do spend more money on holiday shopping than we do.

So, I have two new ideas for making the solstice even more special.

The first one happened today by accident. I was doing my annual cry-while-listening to The Christians And The Pagans and then Youtube went right into a bunch of other Yule and Solstice songs. Some of them were lyrics changes to established Christmas melodies. Some were different. Some were cheesy as hell but some were fun and some were cheesy and fun. I plan to later write down which ones I liked because this is a whole new world for me and I am going to be ready for next year, oh yes.

My second idea is screentime.

Oh yes, that’s right.

I know, as a dirty pagan I am supposed to be the crunchiest crunchy mama around, hero of hippies, defender of a screen-free lifestyle. But facts are facts. My child is already watching TV, not constantly, but he has seen TV and he will continue to. I work on a damn screen for a living. And he sees the Christmas stuff, you know?

So, for any pagan (or non-pagan!) parents who need something to plop their offspring in front of today while you finish one thousand tasks (solidarity forever), here are a couple ideas:

1. Arthur’s Perfect Christmas.
Fair warning: this is absolutely a Christmas movie, and also I have not seen it. That said, I have been told by a friend that it mentions many holidays, including Kwanzaa and Solstice, so it might be good if you are looking for an inclusive thing. Looks like you can watch it on Youtube. Also it’s an hour long and you might need that hour.

2. Little Bear: Snowball Fight/Winter Solstice/Snowbound.
This is a regular episode of the Little Bear Show, and so it has three wintery stories in one, only the middle is about the solstice. But I like it a lot. They talk about how it is the longest night of the year, his grandparents and friends come over, they decorate a tree with food items to leave out for the “snow angels” (which turn out to be hungry animals), and they sing a song about loving winter. It used to be free with Amazon Prime but they took it off, but it is on Youtube so live it up.

3. Guess How Much I Love You: The Holly Branch/Topsy Flopsy Day
Someday, I’m going to write about my weird feelings about this book, and it’s corresponding TV show, but it is not this day. Anyway, this episode has two stories. The first is about a Holly Branch, the second is about the solstice being the shortest day of the year. Little Nut Brown hair calls it Topsy Flopsy day because when he wakes up it is dark and that feels “backwards.” This isn’t as good as the Little Bear Episode, frankly, but my kid loves that rabbit. It’s available on Amazon Prime.

4. Avatar The Last Airbender: The Winter Solstice Part 1 & Part 2
These episodes are not about holidays and celebrating, but I do appreciate that they recognize the celestial event as spiritually significant. They’re also a little scary, so might be better for older kids (there is fighting in Avatar, if you don’t want your kid to see that, this isn’t for you). I like Avatar a lot, and I like that this is one more mention of the solstice that kids can relate to. It used to be on Amazon Prime, but now it will cost you money (sob).

Ok, I have officially spent an hour I didn’t have writing this up. Happy holidays to everyone, and hang in there.

What If We Were Just Really Nice To Each Other?

This week, I got sick. Getting sick is scary for me, it always has been. I have always gotten sick a lot more than many other people, and a huge portion of my life has been devoted to managing illness, trying to prevent getting sick, and trying to recover. As a working class person, my paycheck to paycheck lifestyle often works ONLY if I never get sick. But I do get sick.

I’ve never had a job that hasn’t threatened to fire me for getting sick “too much.” I’ve never had a boss who believed that I was actually sick when I said I was. I’ve never been secure enough in my life to not be afraid that I was one more illness away from some kind of disaster.


This week, my favorite cat got sick. I’m not supposed to have a favorite cat, I know, and I love all of my cats and calling him my favorite is kind of a joke. But he is the cat that I’m the closest with. He’s the cat that “gets me.” He’s the cat I got first, the cat I got when I was single and living alone for the very first time. He’s the cat who has pulled me through breakups and illnesses. And he’s also the cat who keeps almost dying on me every couple of years.

He got sick, and I didn’t have the money to take him to the vet. It was scary and bad. A friend offered to loan me some money, and I took it, but even with that the emergency vet was too expensive. I was able to get him some meds and a checkup, and he was in better shape than I had feared. Now he’s home and he seems perfectly normal… but I am living in fear that the worst is about to happen.

This week, being a freelancer was extra difficult. I can’t go into details (obviously) but multiple clients are paying considerably late at the same time. This puts my family in a difficult position. And look, it’s the beginning of December. We celebrate Yule, and we celebrate in a pretty damn frugal way, but this is a really stressful time to suddenly not have enough money to make ends meet.

This week, the news cycle was absolutely hell on earth. This week, capitalism was still keeping us down, keeping us in our place. This week, politicians have been trying to push through awful legislation with no acknowledgement of the lives effected. This week, I still had PTSD. This week, I still had seasonal affective disorder.

This week has been really really fucking hard, y’all.

I am baking bread, and it feels like I used the last once of energy left in my spirit to knead the dough. I am trying to remember to drink water. I am letting my kid watch more TV that usual. I am staring at the yule tree in our living room and trying to notice how much I love it instead of how outrageously messy this room is.

And I have an idea.

It will not fix everything. It might not even fix anything. It’s probably shallow and overly simplified and it might even be stupid. But look, the only way I know to meet the level of evil and greed we are seeing in the world right now, the only way that isn’t the worst, is with radical kindness. The only thing I know how to do that is worth any good at all is just to be nice.

I think we do not give niceness enough credit, I think we have been dismissing niceness as “women’s work” right along with childcare and baking. I think we have been downplaying generosity and kindness in part because it doesn’t serve capitalism.

And I also think people have a right to their anger. I also think this shit is complicated. I also think power structures are real and scary an if folks need to protect their own sometimes, I get it.

But right now, for myself, niceness is the only fucking thing I have left. What if we were all just really really nice to each other? What would happen then?

Bake cookies for your neighbors.

Give money to people on the street.

Tell your family how much you cherish them.

Smile at babies.

Send someone a card, just because.

Check in on your friends.

Invite someone over for dinner.

Do something that isn’t normally your job.

Offer to babysit.

Say something kind.

It might not change the world. It might not do much at all. But look, the people in power are staying up all night to screw us over. Life is hard as hell, and this particular season is extra hard for many of us. This year has been impossible. We all deserve a little kindness right now, and thinking I might be able to be that for someone else is the most optimistic I am capable of being right now.

Harvest Traditions, Seasonal Shifts

I’m learning to be ok with being horribly behind on everything. My therapist says that beating myself up for not being perfectly productive is a problem. She says “how’s that working out for you?” and I sheepishly admit that putting more pressure on myself makes me less capable, rather than more.

I have a three ring binder and a stack of paper in my dining room, which I keep meaning to make into a cookbook. I do not like cookbooks. I like to make up my own recipes, I like to refuse to measure my ingredients most of the time, and I like to memorize things rather than looking at a book. There is a problem though. At 22, I could keep all of my recipes stored in my brain, and call them up on a whim. At 32, there are a lot more recipes, and a lot more other things to remember. I find myself googling the recipes I started with, and then trying to remember my changes and improvisations from last time. So I got the binder so I could put them in there. My bread recipe that isn’t a recipe at all, my modified version of my mother’s chocolate chip cookie recipe, and of course the pastry recipe that I look up every time I make a pie because for a second I think “there is no way we need that much butter, that can’t be right” (it is right, we do need that much butter).

The seasons have been changing. I have been working a lot, and trying to find time to do the household things I love. I haven’t started putting the recipes in the binder yet.

On October 31st, my family celebrated both Samhain and Halloween. We took time to recognize and honor our ancestors. The toddler really wanted to honor a dead rat and mouse he saw in the alley by our house the week before. So the spouse and I wrote down names on post-its, and the kid put a scribble on one to represent each fallen rodent. Then, a little jarringly, we got our costumes.


I also started the process of putting our garden to bed, which has turned out to be a bigger job than I expected, even with such a small garden. I’m hoping that next year I’ll be better prepared, but who knows?

Yesterday was American Thanksgiving, and I could have really used the recipe book. Thanksgiving is a holiday that I feel complicated about, because while it is cozy to share food with family, there’s nothing cozy about genocide. I’ve been having a bit of a rough time lately, and I’m also a stress baker. So I made three pies, including a savory roasted vegetable pie, classic pumpkin pie, and dutch apple.


You really do need all that butter.



I failed to photograph any of the finished pies, because I guess that isn’t the interesting part for me? But they were both pretty and tasty. If you are curious, here is the recipe that I look up every time I make a damn pie, and then feel embarrassed because it’s so simple I don’t really need it. But I will never ever measure the salt or the sugar, and you cannot make me.

Regarding thankfulness and national holidays, here is what I had to say yesterday:

Thanksgiving was invented by Abraham Lincoln, at least as the National Holiday we know today. The Civil War had just ended. Some people didn’t want it to be over. The country was divided, and he wanted to do something that would inspire unity.
So he told a story, a story full of symbolism. He told a story about uptight Puritans and wild Natives setting aside their differences to share a meal. In this story, here were two groups of people, people so different on every level, able to break bread together. The story was also racist. You are supposed to identify with the Puritans in the story, and pat yourself on the back for how accepting you are of those who are less than you. It was also a story to inspire patriotism… By harkening back to the beginning of the country, and surrounding it in myths about sharing, it reinforces the idea that the United States is right and good.
The Puritans had many feasts of thanksgiving. The type of protestantism that they practiced involved a lot of communal celebration, and also communal suffering. If they did something that they were ashamed of, they fasted together. If they did something they thought was pleasing to their god, they feasted and gave thanks.
One such feast, one of the larger ones that is remembered by history, occurred after the Pequot Massacre. There is no nice way to tell what happened. The Puritans were at war with the Pequot. They hated the Pequot because the Pequot resisted them, they fought back, they tried to keep what was theirs. The Puritans believed that they had a right to steal land that was not theirs, because they believed that their god thought that anyone who wasn’t using the land exactly as they would use it wasn’t really using it at all. So there were a series of skirmishes.
And then, the massacre. They surrounded a Pequot village and burned it to the ground. They burned everyone, and yes, that includes women and children. The goal was genocide. The goal was to destroy them once and for all. Anyone who escaped the fire was shot.
The Puritans thought this was pleasing to their god. They celebrated the great victory. They threw themselves a feast.
We live on stolen and occupied land. We have the bounty we have not because we are good or deserving, but because our ancestors (for those of us who are white) stole and murdered and destroyed. I do not really believe in the idea of sin, and especially not original sin. But if there is a sin that is passed down in our blood, it is this one.
And as the United States continues to steal native lands, and continues to ask people to find “unity” with those who would see a return to more blatant forms of racism, it is clear that many people haven’t (or just don’t want to) learn from our mistakes. We still use native people as props in our stories. We steal their land and try to steal their cultures and pretend it’s all in good fun. We keep sugarcoating genocide, and we keep benefiting from it.
I’m thankful for what I have. But I’m also asking all of us, especially myself, to do better.

Today a friend brought us an artificial tree to put in our living room, and we put it up right away even though the fall decorations are still up. Now we are all set to make a valiant attempt at resisting capitalism in the coming season, slowly start decorating for Yule, and trying as best we can to prepare our home (and ourselves) for another Michigan winter.

Pass the vitamin D.

An Update On The State Of The Blog

If you read last month’s singular post, you know I’ve been having some conflicts about my identity within my family lately. I’ve been writing more, and even dabbling in some science writing (which is a huge plus for me, because sometimes I get to write about dinosaurs!) All of that means I don’t always have the time and energy for housewifery that I once had, and I miss it. I also don’t have the same time and energy I once had for this blog.

What you might not know is that I’ve also been having conflicts about what to do with this blog. It’s sort of embarrassing, to be honest, because for a long time the blog felt like the best thing ever. I talked with other writers about how, once they started writing for more publications, they felt lost as to what to do with their blogs. I explained that I never felt lost, because my blog developed a clearly defined purpose over time.

Well, I guess that clear definition has finally become fuzzy.

Or maybe I just stopped wanting to write about things here in exactly the way I had been. It’s hard to say. Either way I’ve been tired and busy, and I meant to post an update about the state of the blog one week after my last post.

Photo on 2017-10-12 at 07.07

I am sorry. I know I am supposed to say “sorry” less (aren’t we all) but yet I am sorry I am sorry I am sorry. I am covered in toddlers and cats perpetually and I am behind on literally everything in the universe and I am so sorry.

Anyways, here’s the big announcement. I’ve decided to refocus the blog on something that is important to me: The Magic Of Housewifery. That’s right, I’ve chosen to combine my two conflicts into one super conflict! Maybe that’s a super terrible idea, we’ll find out, but it seems better than just letting the blog slowly fade into nothing. What does that mean for you, the reader?

+ MORE POSTS AND MORE FREQUENT POSTS! In an attempt to revamp my schedule, I’ve assigned myself one “housewife” day per week (it’s Saturday). On those days I’ll be doing household type things and not writing professionally, pitching editors, or filing invoices. I plan to try to update the blog on what I’m up to as often as possible, which should mean a lot more posts!
+ More recipes and other “mom-blog” type content! We’re gonna be talking about what I’m cooking, what I’m doing in the garden, how I’m (desperately, poorly) managing keeping our household in one piece with a two year old under foot.
+ More personal posts! Back when I was mostly writing personal essays, I gradually shifted the blog towards the things that (at that time) no one wanted to pay me to write about. Namely, the blog became a lot about ideas, and a lot less about cute kid stories and anecdotes. Expect more of that stuff to come back!
+ Less massive theory and idea posts… Long rants about concepts and ideas won’t go away, they just won’t be the focus in the way that they have been. Though truthfully, I don’t know that it will be a whole lot less than it is right now, just a lower percentage of the overall blog content.
+ Shorter posts… maybe… if I can ever shut up.

So that’s the plan, if I can pull it off. I’m going to refrain from apologizing yet again, even though I kind of want to. I’m excited to get started next week, and I hope you’ll be along for the ride.

Can I Really Call Myself A Housewife Anymore?

Sometime in 2016, I wrote a piece about identifying as a queer housewife. It wasn’t the best thing I’ve ever written, not by a long shot, but it was something I was feeling really intensely at the time and really wanted to talk about. The extremely simplified version is that I had, as a younger person, really wanted to stay home and raise babies and keep my house. When I grew up and became a feminist and realized I was a flaming queer… this didn’t seem like it was going to happen, so I set the dream aside. But having a baby FORCED me to stay home (in the same way it forces many parents, including many new moms and other birthing parents who aren’t ready, back into the workforce). And while I was forced to stay home, I fell in love with it, and came to identify with that word, housewife.


The whole thing ended up sparking a bit of a debate about terms. Many people told me they preferred homemaker to housewife, as it was gender neutral and less derogatory. But the term “homemaker” has been tied up in a very particular brand of conservative Christianity, and benevolent sexism, for decades now. And besides, I wanted to be a housewife specifically because it was gendered work I was doing. Are there men who cook and clean and budget and organize? Absolutely. But my own housewifery made me feel connected to generations of women who cared for their families and homes. I couldn’t divorce it from that, and I found that I didn’t want to.

Anyways, I got paid for that article about being a housewife. I think I made seventy-five bucks.


This spring, my spouse and I made a rather huge change. Specifically, she cut her working hours, from four days a week to three days a week. This way, I could also work three days a week, and we would split childcare duties equally. With our toddler weaned, this seemed like the perfect setup for our little family. Now no one would be carrying the brunt of the kid-wrangling, we would both work, and both do childcare, and have one day off a week in common. In many ways, it was a dream come true for me.

I started freelance writing at the end of 2015 and very beginning of 2016, and I started really small. I was just bringing in enough money to take the edge off, the edge of living in poverty. I was really proud of my contribution, even though I try very hard not to assign value to myself based on money earned. For so long, I hadn’t been able to financially contribute to my family, and I had watched (and felt) us struggle to try to survive on one income.

Since then it has been a (more or less) uphill climb. But there is never enough time. I work nights. I get behind on projects. I get behind on the blog. And my work time always gets eaten away at, slowly but surely. My spouse and I may work the same number of hours… but one of us works outside the home (her) while the other works inside the home (me). When doctor’s appointments have to happen, it’s easier for EVERYONE to schedule them for my work days. And then I take part of the day off and scramble and it sucks. Often I work nights. Often I work too many nights in a row (because I don’t know when to give myself a break) and make myself sick. Often freelance payments come late which makes it feel like I’m working this hard for nothing.

The switch from two work days a week to three work days a week alleviated some of the pressure on me, but not all of it. And it also added more. The income I make long ago ceased being “extra” money. I am now responsible for a rather large chunk of our monthly budget. If I don’t work, we can’t pay our bills and buy our food, period.

And the switch also meant something else… it was the end of the housewife dream.

A lot of times, I am too tired to make dinner, so my spouse does it. The livingroom which I used to lovingly pick up on the daily… well there are dust on top of the toys left on the floor now. The exciting DIY projects are all left for… another day, someday, maybe one day. All of this is in the service of my career.

I’m not complaining exactly, but it’s like I accidentally morphed from a housewife into a career woman.

And here’s the thing. I’m not even sure how I feel about that. I love my job. I love the work I’m doing. I’m writing some really interesting and exciting things that I never would have dreamed of a few years ago. It’s just that some days, I would rather be making my own granola bars and tending my little garden, you know?


Not having the identity of housewife makes me feel a little bit like I’m floating. I no longer know what my roll is, I’m no longer entirely sure I fit my roll. The reality is, of course, that I desperately want to do both. I want to do more things than there can ever be time for. I want to make pie crust and write interesting and well researched pieces, and do creative projects with my toddler, and organize the pantry, and work on my novel. But I also want to be kind to myself and read books and watch Doctor Who. There isn’t enough time, and I’m getting frustrated, and I’m burning out. And I’m not the only one. Women (and other people, but largely women) are so often tasked with doing the impossible in not enough time, we are so often racing the clock, we are so often torn in a thousand directions and unable to feel anything but guilt.

I don’t have an answer.

But I do have an idea.

Stay tuned.